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plushav: “10th Anniversary Sumikko Gurashi Futaba(spout/cotyledon, literally “double leaf” ”

plushav:

10th Anniversary Sumikko Gurashi Futaba(spout/cotyledon, literally “double leaf”)

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evilscientist3:

anyotherstar:

evilscientist3:

Trying to get a glass of water but i cant. The water goes up

What do you mean the water goes up

image

It goes up.

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celine-deyonce:

This is so funny

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eliteknightcats:

your message “i’m gonna getcha! i’m gonna getcha!” has been removed for violating Twitter’s terms of service (threats of violence)

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breadcrumbsandstars:

HORRIBLE HISTORIES - My Favourite Joke Per Episode
S02E12 - World War Two Gadgets
[Image description: Seven images from Horrible Histories. A British spy and  French spy are meeting in the forest during World War Two. 
French spy: I understand you have some instructions for me? 
British spy: Yes, they’re in my suitcase.
She hands him a bar of soap and a hairbrush. 
French spy: Wait a minute! You come all the way to German occupied France to tell me I need a wash? 
British spy: No of course not…
There is a long pause as she looks him up and down. 
British spy: …Although -]

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